The Republic of Apno Tenaros is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.942 billion Apno Tenarosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.2%.

The strong Apno Tenarosian economy, worth 443 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,609 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,163 per year while the poor average 9,982, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Many parents are becoming frustrated with their children's choices in spouses, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and gambling is outlawed. Crime is moderate. Apno Tenaros's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Apno Tenaros is ranked 222,913^th in the world and 6,307^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 228.74 on the Gilded Widget Scale.